So what is this....my first post?

Taken me waaaaaay too long.
Anyway, I like this thread. Our pantry is stuffed to the gills, and we are determined to eat from it and our deep freezer solely (okay, except for things like oranges, apples, bananas, etc.) for the next few weeks.
Currently there is numerous jars, cans, boxes of:
Kraft dinner (it went to 12 for $4. I couldn't resist.)
Jams, jellies, and chutneys. Mostly homemade, a few bought. Some need to be tossed due to age, I think.
Canned veggies: diced tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, peas (The Man bought these last three and I hate them; keep trying to come up with ways to use and disguise them), corn/creamed corn, etc.
Dried and canned beans incld baked beans.
Pickles - dill, bread and butter, icicle, and spicy green bean ones we made. So yum.
White, rice, WW flours, cornmeal, tapioca pearls, cream of wheat, plain oats, bulgar, couscous, many rices: basmati, brown basmati, long, short, wild, ancient/red mixed....etc.
Rice paper wrappers, tortilla shells (these are older than our relationship and so I throw one out every once in a while so he doesn't catch on; he's convinced they last forever. ew.)
Sugars, agave nectar, honeys, molasses, rose syrup.
Pastas.
Tomato paste, sauce, juice, and pasta sauces.
Corn flakes, oat squares, all bran, organic granola, etc.
Endless supply of soy milk.
TVP, canned tuna, sardines, corned beef.
Soup lentil/grain mix.
Endless spices and spice blends, including a 6 inch square box of Lalah's curry powder.
Potatoes, carrots, squash, onions, beets.
A cake mix or two, and frosting.
Boxed stuffing.
Canned gravy.
Cherry pie filling.
Custard powder, instant puddings, jellos, gelatin.
Skim milk powder, condensed milk, coconut milk, evaporated milk.
General (sweet) baking supplies: choco chips, baker's choco, assorted nuts, dried fruits, coco and carob pwd.
Tonic water, plain bottled water, lots of wine, Chivas/Crown Royal and whatever other alcoholic bevvies.
EVOO, Coconut oil.
Most of our conidments are kept in the fridge at all times, but if there isn't one spare bottle of ketchup, the gates of hell open. Or something.
Yes, this really does get all stored in one cupboard under the stairs in our house. I'm quite confident I'd survive a nuclear war (and fallout) if my paper-thin, plastic-siding covered house could withstand the inital blast.