As soon as I get an online link I'll post it, but in the meantime, try to grab a copy. That's my ugly mug on page 182!
Here's what happened at work the other day:
So my boss, Elvis, tells me way back when I took time off to have the photo shoot
"Make sure you bring in a copy so I can see it"..
So I do..
and he's reading the article and says:
"It's an AWFUL photo of you!"
and I say:
"I don't care, more importantly, they took a photo of my FOOD!"
and he says:
"That food's HORRIBLE.. It's all BURNT!"
and I say:
"It's not bloody burnt, it's caramelised vegetables with balsamic glaze!"
and he says:
"I wouldn't eat it"
and I say:
"GOOD!"...
so he starts reading the article, and I mean reading it out loud...
"Ella Hall is a mother and Nurse... blah blah blah...
He gets to the end of the first paragraph, and gives a big sigh and mutters "oh dear" to himself..
so I say:
"You're really not interested in it are you, Charles?"
and he says:
"No I'm not.. not at all", and hands me back the magazine....
